my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF
LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
What?
the fuck?
why?!
but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??
Im a christian and believe me there is no biblical support for this choice of theirs. Its ridiculous tbh, God literally says in the bible that sex belongs in any marriage :’)
is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny
wouldnt wanna
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
how do you even sext with girls
text her in all caps asking her where the nearest walgreens is
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
You sick bastard.
Pussy Magnet.
